BIOMETRIC REPORT - 25##-04-08-09-06-19-3953

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[BIOMETRIC REPORT - 25##-04-08-09-06-19-3953] DATABASE INDEX: Sawian Project Registry DATABASE SUBINDEX: Species [CONTENTS] [FOR ALL ENTITIES IN REGISTRY] - ENTITY TYPE OVERRIDE: Template - ENTITY CLASS: Biological - ENTITY SUBCLASS: Sawian ENTITY NAME: SAW-07 "Voyager" COUNT: 3604 - Mutated SAW-01 with spliced feline DNA. Prominent asshole. They hate other species for whatever reason, but hold us in high regard. Highly agile, but they aren't much of a flight risk. They like hiding, much to the detriment of our testing procedures. ENTITY NAME: SAW-08 "Baron" COUNT: 73 - Mutated SAW-02 spliced with DNA. Towering. About twice the size of a human being. Extremely powerful, yet emotionally stable. While not a flight risk, keeping them under tighter protocol is recommended. Their size makes them hard to both clone and reproduce - avoid killing if possible. ENTITY NAME: COUNT: 3067 - Mutated SAW-03 spliced with insectoid DNA. Hollow bones. Oddly bright pink fur color. Has wing-like appendages and insectoid features. They tend to act like pricks, though seemingly not maliciously. Their look seems to attract the gaze of other sawians. ENTITY NAME: SAW-10 "Crystal" COUNT: 2360 - Mutated SAW-06 spliced with lizard DNA. Has hard, crystal-like growths all over it. Long, extremely sticky tongue, durable enough to hold their body weight. They seem to enjoy hanging from ceilings for some reason. Mental testing is yet to be done, but they seem somewhat arrogant. Same feminine features as SAW-06. ENTITY NAME: SAW-11 "Velvet" COUNT: 158 - Mutated SAW-06 spliced with arthropod DNA. Looks conventionally spider-like. Very little testing has been done on them, as usually creep employees out, both via behaviour and physical appearance. Strict protocol is required - an unfortunate janitor is reported to have been seduced into coming in contact with a SAW-11. His half-eaten corpse was found hours later, with visible blood marks around all SAW-11's stored in the same unit. ENTITY NAME: SAW-12 "Dune" COUNT: 1839 - Mutated SAW-05 spliced with arthropod DNA. STRICT PROTOCOL IS NECESSARY - Multiple employee and sawian murders have been reported. Only come in contact at a distance and with a lethal weapon. Do not let their appearance deceive you. They have cannibalistic tendencies and nigh-insatiable hunger. Their very poor intelligence only accentuates that fact. A vast majority of their population is planned to be deported to to ensure continued safety of our employees, as eliminating all of them is not viable. ENTITY NAME: SAW-13 "Shelly" COUNT: 784 - Mutated SAW-10 spliced with arthropod DNA. Do not fear their appearance - SAW-10's are generally docile. They lack a mouth and seemingly feed off of the background radiation. They are unable to speak, but seemingly have relatively high intelligence. Employees that know Universal Sign Language are recommended to conduct their testing. Their shell limits their reproduction, but cloning them is still relatively easy. Limit destructive testing if possible. [PAGE 2 OF 2]

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Corporate PDA files recovered underground — emails, biometric reports, and corrupted internal memos about the Sawian program.